Welcome to the world of cottagecore, where even a wedding feels like an opportunity to live in someone’s faded memory scrapbook. Everything's an Instagram moment, and I’m here to make sure your event is more than a Pinterest board left out in the sun. Let’s talk vintage-inspired games.
1. Croquet: The Gentle Sport of Passive Aggression
Croquet: perfect for when you want to play a sport while wearing linen and pretending you’re in a Jane Austen novel. Easy to set up, requires no electricity—so load shedding is just a mood enhancer rather than an issue. Watch out for uncles claiming to have invented the game.
Scrabble: Words Lost in Time
Nothing says 'I love you' like challenging your family’s vocabulary in front of other relatives. Scrabble is ideal when the speeches drag on and you need a distraction. Plus, it’s a great way to remind your brother-in-law he still can’t spell ‘chalet’ correctly.
Ring Toss: The Game of Never-Ending Patience
This is essentially a game of who can endure the longest without storming off in frustration. The perfect blend of concentration and pretending you’re not competitive. Just make sure to clear it away before anyone has too much wine—that’s a flying ring waiting to happen.
Charades: Because It's Not a Party Without Awkward Mime
The perfect game for when your guests are tired of small talk but still want to interact. It's all about creating memories and videos that will haunt you in every family group chat for years to come.
Dive into the world of cottagecore with vintage games and settings. Embrace the nostalgia—because who doesn’t love reliving the past instead of facing the future?
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